I’ll post this, as it’s entirely relevant to my interests.
The only thing that can take the whole “It’s awkward to take a dump at work” scenario into the realm of unreal awkwardness is when you finally give in because you really really got to take a doody and you hurry to the bathroom and thankthelorditsemptyandIcantakethisdumpinpeace! And as soon as you drop your drawers and start someone walks into the bathroom and instead of identifying you by your shoes or starting the work nickname “Work Pooper” they do something completely unexpected and just throw their breasts out there and begin to pump milk with a motorized breast pump.
http://diamondcarnivore.blogspot.com/2010/02/doody-tits.html
